Maybe you should turn your considerable skills to another form of poetry, say monorhyme, or maybe diamonte. Better yet, you could create a limerick for Canuck. I'd like to see that.
Tantrum
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you any different." Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Better yet, you could create a limerick for Canuck. I'd like to see that.
There once was a 'nuck name of Ian
Who fly-fished without ever peein'
Claimed it wouldn't be nice
For his floating device
Those Canucks are kind human beings.
And here's one I just wrote for mehug while I was shopping for cheap wine at the Quik-E-Mart:
There once was a lad who hugged tree-trunks
In lieu of the bod of this she-hunk
Kept her heart in a jar
Like warm PBR
Wedged 'twixt bare thighs in his boy-truck
hmm, whatever that means. i think it's getting late....
There once was a brilliant young student
Who studied our land's jurisprudence
At a side-bar with beers
She gavel'd Canuck's leers
Then denied his plea-bargain for nudeness
So there was this chick, Lazy Liz
The only one in SoCal who didn't care about showbiz
She thought sharing music was pretty cool
Now we all have enough music to make us drool
Okay, my 5 seconds of thought this morning shows that I'm not a good poet, and I know it...
Ignoring his throbbing Achilles
He licked cream off the gut of a filly
With his goofball hairdo
And loud, drunken crew
NoKnees partied like a hillbilly
all of them are great! your talent shall not go unnoticed!
i'm gonna give it the 'ole noknees try, here:
there once was a sprightly young liz
whose limericks were truly the shizz
on snow, surf, or dirt
she's endearingly pert
shee-it girl, you're a lyric whiz!
booo, not so good. but you get the idea. have a great weekend, all!