Thursday's Mehug Haiku

[LazyL]

happy burp-day, snooks
time-space continuum? pfft!
I celebrate you

[Tantrum]

Maybe you should turn your considerable skills to another form of poetry, say monorhyme, or maybe diamonte. Better yet, you could create a limerick for Canuck. I'd like to see that.

[LazyL]

Better yet, you could create a limerick for Canuck. I'd like to see that.

There once was a 'nuck name of Ian
Who fly-fished without ever peein'
Claimed it wouldn't be nice
For his floating device
Those Canucks are kind human beings.

[Edited for nuance and meter]

[Tantrum]

Just what I had hoped for.

[LazyL]

And here's one I just wrote for mehug while I was shopping for cheap wine at the Quik-E-Mart:

There once was a lad who hugged tree-trunks
In lieu of the bod of this she-hunk
Kept her heart in a jar
Like warm PBR
Wedged 'twixt bare thighs in his boy-truck

[twinkie]

[QUOTE=LazyL]And here's one I just wrote for mehug while I was shopping for cheap wine at the Quik-E-Mart:

...rock me like a hurricane.

smoove b could only dream of being so smoove!

[LazyL]

...but my muse is damn cheap: 5.99 buys a lot of bottled inspiration!

[off to ponder a Twinkie limerick...]

[twinkie]

here's to you and your bad self...hope you're out enjoying some pbr and maybe some kind of nekkid activities.

[twinkie]

better 5.99 than 8.99, i always say!

hmm, whatever that means. i think it's getting late....

[LazyL]

better 5.99 than 8.99, i always say!

hmm, whatever that means. i think it's getting late....

There once was a brilliant young student
Who studied our land's jurisprudence
At a side-bar with beers
She gavel'd Canuck's leers
Then denied his plea-bargain for nudeness

[Coldcat]

Happy Birthday mehug! Keep on rockin'!!

[Tantrum]

How about a poem in the style of clerihew?

Google if you must.

[NoKnees]

So there was this chick, Lazy Liz
The only one in SoCal who didn't care about showbiz
She thought sharing music was pretty cool
Now we all have enough music to make us drool

Okay, my 5 seconds of thought this morning shows that I'm not a good poet, and I know it...

[Tantrum]

Appropriate rhyme pattern and relevant content. I give you an 8. Lascivious content about LL would have gotten you a 10!

[LazyL]

Once was a dude name of Tantrum
Who owned all of Boy George's albums
Though Canuck might mock
The Boy's music rocks
Unlike Avril's whiney-girl pablum

[Tantrum]

You know you're the sh!t when LL creates a poem in your honor.

Outstanding!

[LazyL]

Ignoring his throbbing Achilles
He licked cream off the gut of a filly
With his goofball hairdo
And loud, drunken crew
NoKnees partied like a hillbilly

[twinkie]

all of them are great! your talent shall not go unnoticed!


i'm gonna give it the 'ole noknees try, here:

there once was a sprightly young liz
whose limericks were truly the shizz
on snow, surf, or dirt
she's endearingly pert
shee-it girl, you're a lyric whiz!


booo, not so good. but you get the idea. have a great weekend, all!

[NoKnees]

Now that was quality.. I feel so privledged... Now I'm going to bed... Too much work...

[LazyL]

Drunk Post Preservation Society was overruled on this one. LOL.