So, it looks like I'll be covering this year's Wienerschnitzel Wiener Nationals. As part of my journalistic research, I'll be spending Memorial Day weekend on a fast boat in some river with the owner of one of the uber-hunds, Porsche, a finely-tuned dachshund racing machine who is anticipated to kick some low-slung dog ass in the event. Unless she gets confused, like last time, and jumps out the back of the starting gate.
Anyway. It looks like, as part of our behind-the-scenes up-close-and-personal coverage on the boat, I'll be expected to wakeboard. This sport apparently combines the best of two sports at which I terribly suck: surfing and snowboarding.
So. Um. Any suggestions?
And canuck, can you suggest suitable beverages for both dockside and on deck?