What's everybody doing to celebrate?
My place is strategically triangulated within staggering distance of three Irish pubs. But Li'l Miss CrabbyPants here will be staying in and watching Pepe Le Pew cartoons with a mid-price merlot. I just don't like this holiday. All the amateurs come out, get sloppy-drunk, and upchuck below my window at 2:30 a.m.
On to Pepe! Ah, ma cherie....smoooch smooch smoooch. I believe Pepe out-smooves even Smoove B.
Have fun, you people!
P.S. Pepe is to Penelope as canuck is to Lisa?