Mehug?

This wouldn't happen to be you by any chance? :D

Sex, Drugs & Salad Tongs

Ok, I'm out for the next 4 days, enjoy the holidays, and watch out who you invite over for dinner! (unless you want to make the news with the turkey baster)

I like that. They don't say where it was protruding from, or where it was removed from, but it was a sexual assault. Guess they figure most folks can do the math.. Tactfully written...

Guess you just have to look for the 25yr'ol walking funny with a case of the sniffles...

the type of story you make up when a sexual fantasy goes wrong. Kinda like the gerbil lost in the nether regions. "Really Doc, I don't know how it got there!" :D

sounds like salad tossing gone wrong.


-mht

"hey ma, wher my salad tongs be at?"