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LazyL
07-22-2004, 12:48 PM
happy burp-day, snooks
time-space continuum? pfft!
I celebrate you

Tantrum
07-22-2004, 01:36 PM
Maybe you should turn your considerable skills to another form of poetry, say monorhyme, or maybe diamonte. Better yet, you could create a limerick for Canuck. I'd like to see that.:D

LazyL
07-22-2004, 02:13 PM
Better yet, you could create a limerick for Canuck. I'd like to see that.:D

There once was a 'nuck name of Ian
Who fly-fished without ever peein'
Claimed it wouldn't be nice
For his floating device
Those Canucks are kind human beings.

[Edited for nuance and meter]

Tantrum
07-22-2004, 02:15 PM
Just what I had hoped for.:D

LazyL
07-22-2004, 06:22 PM
And here's one I just wrote for mehug while I was shopping for cheap wine at the Quik-E-Mart:

There once was a lad who hugged tree-trunks
In lieu of the bod of this she-hunk
Kept her heart in a jar
Like warm PBR
Wedged 'twixt bare thighs in his boy-truck

twinkie
07-22-2004, 06:28 PM
[QUOTE=LazyL]And here's one I just wrote for mehug while I was shopping for cheap wine at the Quik-E-Mart:

...rock me like a hurricane.

smoove b could only dream of being so smoove!

LazyL
07-22-2004, 06:31 PM
...but my muse is damn cheap: 5.99 buys a lot of bottled inspiration!

[off to ponder a Twinkie limerick...]

twinkie
07-22-2004, 06:31 PM
here's to you and your bad self...hope you're out enjoying some pbr and maybe some kind of nekkid activities.

twinkie
07-22-2004, 06:34 PM
better 5.99 than 8.99, i always say!

hmm, whatever that means. i think it's getting late....

LazyL
07-22-2004, 06:57 PM
better 5.99 than 8.99, i always say!

hmm, whatever that means. i think it's getting late....

There once was a brilliant young student
Who studied our land's jurisprudence
At a side-bar with beers
She gavel'd Canuck's leers
Then denied his plea-bargain for nudeness

Coldcat
07-22-2004, 11:15 PM
Happy Birthday mehug! Keep on rockin'!!

Tantrum
07-23-2004, 06:22 AM
How about a poem in the style of clerihew?

Google if you must.:p

NoKnees
07-23-2004, 06:28 AM
So there was this chick, Lazy Liz
The only one in SoCal who didn't care about showbiz
She thought sharing music was pretty cool
Now we all have enough music to make us drool

Okay, my 5 seconds of thought this morning shows that I'm not a good poet, and I know it...

Tantrum
07-23-2004, 07:05 AM
Appropriate rhyme pattern and relevant content. I give you an 8. Lascivious content about LL would have gotten you a 10!:eek:

LazyL
07-23-2004, 10:53 AM
Once was a dude name of Tantrum
Who owned all of Boy George's albums
Though Canuck might mock
The Boy's music rocks
Unlike Avril's whiney-girl pablum

:cool:

Tantrum
07-23-2004, 11:05 AM
You know you're the sh!t when LL creates a poem in your honor.:D

Outstanding!

LazyL
07-23-2004, 11:08 AM
Ignoring his throbbing Achilles
He licked cream off the gut of a filly
With his goofball hairdo
And loud, drunken crew
NoKnees partied like a hillbilly

twinkie
07-23-2004, 03:30 PM
all of them are great! your talent shall not go unnoticed!


i'm gonna give it the 'ole noknees try, here:

there once was a sprightly young liz
whose limericks were truly the shizz
on snow, surf, or dirt
she's endearingly pert
shee-it girl, you're a lyric whiz!


booo, not so good. but you get the idea. have a great weekend, all!

NoKnees
07-23-2004, 10:08 PM
Now that was quality.. I feel so privledged... Now I'm going to bed... Too much work...

LazyL
07-24-2004, 12:17 AM
Drunk Post Preservation Society was overruled on this one. LOL.